Monday, February 14, 2005

VDay

The creator of Valentine's Day should be drawn, quartered, and shot.

Anyone who wishes a single woman a Happy VDay at 730 in the morning when she first wakes up should be heavily chastised.

As of 1215, the best pass I've had all day came from a duck. He walked up to me, looked deeply into my eyes for a few minutes and then turned around and shook his tail feathers at me. He did this twice before I decided to save myself and move from where I was sitting.

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